We have a little used email account at work (a kind of shared address). It receives a lot of spam. As in constantly. And it looks like the following. I wouldn’t have thought that spam actually looked like that, but it does. It really is that stupid.
Dear Esteemed Customer,
Your package/diplomatic pouch is ready to be delivered.You have to call stating your LAST NAME and First Name for us to verify your details and also send your telephone number with which we can reach you incase we will need further details to confirm your booking for delivery.
This package is being sent to you from the European Financial Authorities as a highly classified package,so you should attend to this case promptly.You have to Confirm if you wish to come to Italy for pickup of your cash or if you want us to deliver to you in your location.
Looking forward to a prompt response from you.
Oscar Aris. (Agenzia Sup. Delivery)